I somehow stumbled across this amusing little article titled 1950′s Illustrated Encyclopedia of Sex Presents the Dali hellscape inside your crotch, which pokes fun at an old sex manual from 1950. I got about halfway through the witty commentary on this book’s bewildering illustrations before realizing that I had seen this before. Sure enough, a copy [...]
Indifferent Cats in Amateur Porn
March 13, 2013 By Leave a Comment
We have officially found the best Tumblr in the world (this week, maybe this month), and it is Indifferent Cats in Amateur Porn (NSFW). As one commenter wrote, it encompasses 99% of why people use the internet: porn and cats. I’ll just leave you with this charming vintage kitty, but seriously go look at this [...]
Get your nerdy flirt on at EtB!
January 28, 2013 By Leave a Comment
Clitoris is Not A Dirty Word!
February 8, 2012 By 8 Comments
Weinerlogues
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Dildo Sport
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Searah’s Museum of Screwy Sex Toys
April 6, 2011 By Leave a Comment
After years of collecting crazy sex toys and whatnot, Early to Bed’s owner Searah has stared a virtual museum of all these nutty finds. Some funny, some creepy some just downright offensive. You can check them out here! (Like this site, The Museum is pretty much not safe for work.. unless you work here)
2012 Valentine’s Day Shipping Deadlines!
February 3, 2011 By 1 Comment
Need to get your order in time for the Holiday? Then please note our shipping deadlines below: To arrive on or by Tuesday, February 14th order by 12noon (CST) UPS Ground: Tuesday Feb. 7th UPS Second Day Air: Friday, Feb. 10th UPS Next Day Air Saver: Monday, Feb. 13th USPS Priority Mail: Monday Feb. 7th [...]
My First Video Contest
February 1, 2011 By 1 Comment
Personally, I think people’s first time stories can be quite interesting (and sometimes quite universal) so I decided I wanted to try and collect people’s First Time sex toy stories. To encourage you to get in on the action, we are making this a contest and the best video will win a $75 Gift Certificate [...]
Google Black List Christmas Card!
December 21, 2010 By Leave a Comment
Our buddy Dan Sinker sent us the link to this brilliant website that cobbles together a Holiday Greeting card from words that Google has blacklisted (meaning words that result in Zero search results when using the Google search as you type feature). It is pretty fucking funny. And a little sad.. apparently Lover is one [...]
