You’ve been Searah’s Museum for Screwy Sex Toys, right? Luckily, a ticket is always free and you can visit from the comfort of your computer (though it’s only semi-safe for work….depending on where you work!). Here’s what she has to say about this week’s new addition to the collection: According to the package it’s “100% [...]
Halloween Sex Toy Don’t
October 29, 2011 By 2 Comments
I just fell into a goldmine of halloween-themed sex toy DON’T… Every Halloween millions of pumpkins go to waste, tossed away like cheap trash. However, with a little creativity, that seemingly innocent pumpkin can become one hot sex toy. Why let cucumbers and zucchinis get all the fun? Over at the home made sex toy [...]
Vibrators… in SPACE!
October 1, 2011 By 2 Comments
I’m always on the look out for sex toy news to share with you guys, but often the only news out there is a wee bit mundane (like this one my father sent me). Imagine my delight when I read that one of our very own sex toydistributorsSex Toy Dave is gearing up to launch [...]
Passing on the Motor Stroker Sleeve
September 27, 2011 By Leave a Comment
Searah’s Museum of Screwy Sex Toys
April 6, 2011 By Leave a Comment
After years of collecting crazy sex toys and whatnot, Early to Bed’s owner Searah has stared a virtual museum of all these nutty finds. Some funny, some creepy some just downright offensive. You can check them out here! (Like this site, The Museum is pretty much not safe for work.. unless you work here)
So, there’s something stuck in your ass…
January 29, 2011 By 5 Comments
Not in our toybox…
November 10, 2010 By Leave a Comment
When I saw these Elastabind Restraints from Sportsheets I was really interested to see if they were as great as they looked. Elastic cuffs seemed like a good idea, easy to use, comfortable. Well let me tell you, I was WRONG. A staff member brought these home to try and then brought them back again [...]
Don’t numb your ass, please!
October 19, 2010 By 7 Comments
While leafing through a trade magazine today, there was a big ad from a major mainstream sex toy manufacturer listing their top 20 best sellers in eight different categories. I wasn’t surprised by most of the top-sellers, but I was so SAD when I saw that Throat-Numbing Spray and Ass-Numbing Cream were the top TWO [...]
Toy Fails
October 8, 2010 By 2 Comments
We recently started sending products out to our toys testers and are getting some very thoughtful & helpful reviews. We’ve added the Thalia vibe to our collection because our reviewer really liked it. But we’ve had some clunkers too. If you are curious as to what it takes to NOT make it into our collection, [...]
Guess we won’t be selling this!
August 13, 2010 By Leave a Comment
