I’m going to tell you about the Satisfyer Pro II, and I write this review as a physically disabled, cis woman. At first glance, you may pass this toy by in favor of other cuter, sexier looking, options- it looks to me like a hot glue gun, or one of those facial exfoliator things you see on TV.
The Satisfyer, however, is a pretty sweet toy. It is designed to be placed over your clit and what happens next- a combination of suction, vibration, and directed airflow- requires little to no other movement. Given my disability, this type of hands-free orgasm is ideal. More on that, but first some of the logistics and particulars.
-Waterproof = good for playtime in the bath or shower
-Removable silicone tip for easy cleaning
-Rechargeable through a USB cord which is included, and the charger is magnetic (apparently part of the waterproof design)
-Not the loudest vibrating toy, not the quietest either.
-11 different settings
-only $75, not bad for a solid toy (although we have yet to see how long it will last)
This toy lives up to it’s cheesy name. The Satisfyer is all about clitoral stimulation, so if that is not your thing, this is definitely not your toy. I was impressed by the way it feels similar to getting great head, plus added vibes. The first time I tried this thing, I gave up after a few minutes actually. I think I was a bit overwhelmed by the way it made the rest of my muscles squeeze and tense up practically immediately, but it’s actually just that intense and I frankly wasn’t ready.
After trying it a few more times, and relaxing into the sensations, I was no longer overwhelmed, though I might now be slightly addicted. The vibrating suction feels so nice, and I love the way it just surrounds my whole clit with feeling & really makes my body feel good. This is definitely not a feeling I have been able to get from any other toy, nor anything I’m able to achieve with my hands alone. Sidenote, using it in water makes the suction even stronger. I have yet to try it with lube, but wonder if it would have the same effect.
The orgasm it gives me is super strong and, well, satisfying. Think edging, because like I said it’s intense from the very beginning, and I’m close from the minute I start. To be honest I only experimented with the higher settings, but I think that the lower ones might let me go a little longer and feel a bit less intense, which is of course also nice. I imagine the lower settings would pair nicely with an internal toy or penetration.
Sometimes with toys it’s hard for me to focus or feel sexy if I’m thinking too much about the fact that I’m using a machine. This is less of an issue with this toy since 1- after it is in place, there is no need to move it around further and 2- once it makes that amazing suction seal, the buzzing noise practically disappears.
This gets my high rating as a sex toy but also as a piece of assistive technology. It stayed in my hand without me having to grip it, and although I’m not able to change the settings on my own, it worked fine keeping it to just one. I would say that it’s a good option for people with limited to no dexterity, or with problems with joint and muscle movement/fatigue.
If you can use this toy, I highly recommend it.
THANKS TO CARRIE FOR THIS GREAT REVIEW!