DIY Vibrator Kit

Never mind Star Wars and fantasy creature themed dildos; we have found the ultimate nerdy sex toy. For makers, model plane enthusiasts, and open-minded dads: the Hyper Dash Roto. From the same company that brings us “human skin products,” no-mess penis aprons, and “urine lotion,” its a build-it-yourself vibrator kit! From the manufacturer:

Just remove the parts from the form and build it according to the manual and there it is, your own-built vibrating egg! As no glue or special tools are needed anyone can easily put it together! Unique and fun! The nostalgic package even reminds of the good old times, doesn’t it?!

Or if you’re lazy like us, just pick up a classic silver bullet from ETB!