Yes, a guy on Twitter (who is now suspended from Twitter and Vine) f***ed a ham and cheese Hot Pocket for whatever number of retweets. I encourage you to read all about it on Jezebel where they ask all of the important questions (like did he use the crisping sleeve?), but the take-away message seems to be that he recommends f***ing a Hot Pocket, but you should probably use a condom and make sure its not *too* hot a pocket.
Here are some inexpensive and reusable things that won’t burn you that you can put your dick inside of instead of a Hot Pocket…
The Velvet Glove is made of squishy soft and body friendly Elastomer. It comes in two textures: ripples or nubs, your choice!
Vulcan Sleeves are super affordable, smooth and supple to the touch, and comes in three styles. One of them even vibrates!
The Bro Sleeve is great for smaller dicks or if you want a tight sleeve that leaves plenty of room for other activities like blow jobs!