Haiku Winners!

Last month we held our annual(ish) Masturbation Haiku contest and got some great entries. Then I decided to move the shop and got real behind on everything!

So it is a bit late but now you have it.. the winners of the Masturbation Month Haiku Contest.

Thanks so much to everyone who entered. You all are amazing. 


1st Prize ($40 Gift Certificate)

With my magic wand

I can grant my every wish

Fairy tale come true

-Ginger O

2nd Prize: $25 Gift Certificate to EtB

Spent and exhausted

After solo adventures

maybe just one more…

-Kay E

3rd Prize: Large bottle of Sliquid H2O lube

They say, “know thyself”

Know every pore and crevice

Learn yourself to bliss

-Lea G

 (Ginger, Kay & Lea… email searah@early2bed.com

And other ones we really loved (although I have to admit it was hard to pare this list down!):

Through mirror I see

My beautiful agony

Narcissus got me



Summer is coming

Share your bad with toys and lube

Partners get too hot

-Alan H


An open window

The sun and wind play with my

Ripe cherry blossoms



You won’t find bunnies

Kissing on the picture screen

One hand is busy