Submit your masturbation themed haikus (limit 5 per person) in the comments below, on our Facebook wall, or on Twitter! Due by May 31st. Top 10 are posted on our blog. Top 3, as chosen by our staff win prizes!
1st Prize: $40 Gift Certificate to EtB
2nd Prize: $25 Gift Certificate to EtB
3rd Prize: Large bottle of Sliquid H2O lube
Need a haiku writing refresher?
Haiku is derived from a style of Japanese poetry with very stringent rules about syllables. They are typically written about nature, but these days you can write about anything… even masturbation!
The style is this: Three lines. First line–5 syllables. Second line–7 syllables. Third line–5 syllables. They can rhyme or not.
You do not need to live in Chicago to participate in this contest! So get crackin’!