I dunno! But I thought it was time we compared all our “classically-styled” packers (meaning ones not mean for penetration) in one place to help you make a decision. If you still have questions about what might be best for you, drop us a line at info@early2bed.com.
Non-Silicone Packers
Packy: The classic. The Packy wins for price and usability.
Pros:
- Our squishiest packer, for a life-like feel and all-day comfort.
- Three sizes and three colors to fit your needs.
- Inexpensive!
Cons:
- SoftSkin material is porous and may not stay in tip-top shape forever.
Sailor (AKA GV Softpack) : AKA “Holy shit, this thing feels real!”
Pros:
- Slightly firmer core makes this squishy packer feel incredibly life-like.
- Two sizes and three colors to choose from.
- Comfy and affordable.
Cons:
- Softskin material is porous and may have slight surface imperfections.
Silicone Packers
Mr. Right: Best balls of the bunch. And they’ll last forever!
Pros:
- 100% silicone is easy to clean and lasts a life time
- Ultra-realistic detailing right down to the asymmetrical testicles
- Heavier and firmer, holds its shape better.
Cons:
- Only comes in one (largish) size.
- On the pricier side
Private Packer: Sure to stay where you put it however you move.
Pros:
- Sturdy silicone is non-porous and long-lasting
- Ingenious little lip helps this guy stay put in a packing harness
- Highly detailed
Cons:
- May have some surface flaws
- Less flexible than the rest
Looking for the perfect way to wear your packer? We have tons of options! Try the Rodeoh Harness, the Pete Jock Strap or Boxer Briefs, SpareParts Harness, or our classic packing strap.





