I just fell into a goldmine of halloween-themed sex toy DON’T…
Every Halloween millions of pumpkins go to waste, tossed away like cheap trash. However, with a little creativity, that seemingly innocent pumpkin can become one hot sex toy.
Why let cucumbers and zucchinis get all the fun? Over at the home made sex toy blog they’ve got instructions on how to turn your pumpkin into a fuck-o-lantern. Why just throw that post-3oth pumpkin out when you can still attach a dildo (or two!) to it and “ride the orange pony” (?!) until it collapses? My personal favorite, however, is the Frottage Frumpkin. Its a dual action gourd for the spooky pillow humper in us all. And even guys can get in on the pumpkin action. What warm-blooded man wouldn’t want a shot with a Pumpkin Goo Pussy? And if one method of sticking your dick into pumpkin innards wasn’t enough, they’ve got instructions for two methods of jerking off with pumpkin ooze! Scary.
If you don’t feature pumpkin humping, we have some great suggestions specially for Halloween. Happy Halloween!
