No they didn't…

…make a Vulva scented perfume! But no no, it is not actually a perfume (according to the manufacturers)… it is meant to be applied to the back of your hand so you can sniff your pussy smelling hand all day. Too bad it smells like a cross between pee and ick. Not at all like [...]

No they didn’t…

…make a Vulva scented perfume! But no no, it is not actually a perfume (according to the manufacturers)… it is meant to be applied to the back of your hand so you can sniff your pussy smelling hand all day. Too bad it smells like a cross between pee and ick. Not at all like [...]

A Pregnant Lesbian Does Not a Radical Queer Make

Inspired by my coworker’s recent review of Sexy Mamas (book) and the ubiquitousness of wee ones and pregnant women in my daily life, last week I picked up The Ultimate Guide to Pregnancy for Lesbians: How to Stay Sane and Care for Yourself from Preconception Through Birth by Rachel Pepper. It may speak highly of [...]

Lesbian? Need a Date? Tonigt's the night!!

Meet New Women – Lesbian Speed Dating & Dyke MicWed. August 22LESBIAN SPEED DATING is being held as a part of Women on Wednesdays at the Center on Halsted. $20 gets you the whole deal: Dyke Mic 2.0 (with featured burlesque dancers, an amazing poet, and a wonderful singer), Speed Dating, and a free buffet [...]

Lesbian? Need a Date? Tonigt’s the night!!

Meet New Women – Lesbian Speed Dating & Dyke MicWed. August 22LESBIAN SPEED DATING is being held as a part of Women on Wednesdays at the Center on Halsted. $20 gets you the whole deal: Dyke Mic 2.0 (with featured burlesque dancers, an amazing poet, and a wonderful singer), Speed Dating, and a free buffet [...]

Vibrators are not weapons!!

I am not kidding you.. Someone actually held up a bank with a rabbit-style vibrator!! This is so crazy… read about it by clicking here.

Women Wanna Play Too!

I don’t know what you are doing Thursday night… but I’ll be at crew getting my dirty girl scout on! August is an exciting month for the women who want to play at Crew. Come out and join us for the second installment of the new and improved Women Wanna Play too night featuring our [...]

Review: Blossom!

Petals of PleasureReview by Misty When Blossom arrived, I was first impressed with how aesthetically pleasing she was. A delicate translucent pink with cascading, overlapping petals that very closely represent the real thing. I almost wanted to put it in a shadowbox and display it on my bedroom wall. Do you think that might scare [...]

Review: Boy Toys!

Alien Invasion! Review by ELR (She-who-will-not-be-named) is the first girl I’ve gone on vacation with. Surprisingly enough, even though we’ve gone abroad, to New York City, and to pre-Katrina New Orleans, I think our most romantic trip together took us to the House on the Rock in Spring Green, Wisconsin. The House on the Rock [...]

Yikes!

So…. if you don’t know already, Early to Bed has a no-anal-desensitizing-cream policy. We feel that any pain in your ass while playing with it is you body’s way of letting you know to slow down, use more lube and maybe take the action down a notch, so you should be aware of what is [...]